Dear Mischa Barton

Your name is Mischa. I have a friend called Mischa. This is some sort of coincidence. I think it’s fate.

See, my friend Mischa is a guy. And your name is Mischa and you’re a girl. Due to this reason, I think you should get married to each other. I think it would be really funny if you took his last name, and then you’d have EXACTLY THE SAME NAME. Just imagine what fun you could have with this situation!

“Hi, I’m Mischa McLachlan. And this is my wife, Mischa McLachlan.”

I mean, that is FUNNY. Right? Hilarious!

I really think this could be great for you. But mostly just for me.

Regards,
The Editor